Stuff

Had small nephew here for a couple of hours. He's very useful for motivating me to clean the house. We were upstairs, just after I'd taken him to the bathroom ('Need a Weee!!!) He followed me into the room we were dusting and announced, "I've got a big dick!" with such pride and glee.
I slowly turned round, ready to say "How nice for you," and saw that he had found my telescoping fluffy duster - which indeed has a very big stick. Relief.

Haven't been out and about much as Spouse has my car while his is in garage. Strange to be back to the old days when I couldn't break up the time alone with a quick trip out somewhere. On the one hand, I probably don't spend as much money. On the other hand, I eat a lot more chocolate.

Before I went to sleep last night I came up with a new 'warping' technology that would enable ftl travel for my sex-changing pacific-island humanoids which would make them indispensable to a crew. Have a feeling I'm missing an important bit, probably fell asleep too soon. something about the two points of the 'warp' being quantum entangled and manipulated via mutated brain part in SCPIH. Or maybe I dreamed the whole thing. Sigh.